Perhaps, I Need a Spanking!

I am so sorry for my utter absence the past few weeks (~month). Obviously, I need a bit more discipline in my life. Of course it has not helped that I have been away from my personal computer for a week and a half but could not remember my password on this account to save my life. I know, I know, this is ridiculous...but true. To all of you who have been urging me on at FetLife, thank you, thank you, thank you. It is because of your comments, questions and care that I keep coming back (even when I am completely embarrassed for taking so long!)

So it is time to get back to posting. Before I get to it I have three questions for all of you:
(as always you can comment here or send me your thoughts on FetLife)

1. Should I go back and fill in the missing Kinky Torah Portions or just get on with where we are now?
2. More personal postings or more technical Jewish questions?
3. How should I be punished for my lax blogging and terrible forgetfulness?

I cannot wait to hear your answers. No matter your answers to question #1, I will be addressing Parashat Mikeitz later this week. Plus, I may just consider 8 posts for 8 Days of Chanukah--consider it my gift to all of you!

B'Shalom,
rabbisubmissive