I Have a Little Dreidel for Adults

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of gin.
That dreidel wouldn't turn, but the room began to spin.

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of pot
and when it started spinning, I just sat and stared at it a lot.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of latke.
I left it on the shelf and it turned into vodka.

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of candy.
When he nibbles on it, I start feeling kind of randy.

I have a little dreidel, I spin it till it flips
but later if I'm lucky, I'll trade it in for chains and whips.

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of leather
and when it's done spinning, it will bind her hands together.

I have a little dreidel, it's down here in my pants
And when I spin it properly, you should see my dreidel dance

A Kinky Chanukah to One and All!

Not that any of you need much encouragement from me, but...

8 WAYS TO KINK UP YOUR HANUKKAH

1. Stage your own Maccabees vs Syrians bedroom scene
2. In celebration of the miracle of oil, oil up someone you love
3. Two words: Strip Dreidel
   
4. 10 spanks for every candle
5. Use sufganiyot for your sploshing
6. Wrap yourself up--what better gift can you give?
   
7. How much gelt for a lap dance?
8. And, of course, candle wax, candle wax, candle wax: become a living chanukiyah