A Kinky Chanukah to One and All!

Not that any of you need much encouragement from me, but...

8 WAYS TO KINK UP YOUR HANUKKAH

1. Stage your own Maccabees vs Syrians bedroom scene
2. In celebration of the miracle of oil, oil up someone you love
3. Two words: Strip Dreidel
   
4. 10 spanks for every candle
5. Use sufganiyot for your sploshing
6. Wrap yourself up--what better gift can you give?
   
7. How much gelt for a lap dance?
8. And, of course, candle wax, candle wax, candle wax: become a living chanukiyah